Or at least, that’s what Orange might as well have said. Remember Keith’s rant about o2? Well, Orange’s customer services really are much “brighter” (as the adverts say). Let’s just say that the voice messaging and answer-phone on my mobile phone is completely screwed and I’ve made several attempts to get it fixed. Here are… Continue reading Orangutan: ooh, ooh, ooh! Grunt

Yeah, I know. But sometimes you really wonder just what the hell people are thinking about. Following the bombings/failed bombings/accidental shootings in London, it’s to be expected that people are perhaps a little shook up. A little concerned with safety, security, that sort of thing. It’s also to be expected that the government will take… Continue reading STOP PRESS: People are stupid

WoW comedy – posts 3 and 5. “if you don’t want your mother to know you were up and on the computer at 3:29 in the morning – DON’T post on a forum that she reads. Busted. Grounded.”

Saw the best quote about development in an utteraccess.com forum post: You should never try the obvious until you’ve cursed, screamed, shouted and blamed hardware, software and everyone around you.

And again. Wankers. And they’ve buggered up my journey home.