Author: Keith

…and apparently, for miserable tightwads who can’t be arsed to organise a party for their staff, this year’s excuse is “legal concerns”. This Register article gives some stats, and also a 10-point plan from OUT-LAW on things to avoid/do/not do to ensure a writ-free party. Go read it, then come back. Back? Good. I suggest… Continue reading Christmas is coming

Yeah, I know. But sometimes you really wonder just what the hell people are thinking about. Following the bombings/failed bombings/accidental shootings in London, it’s to be expected that people are perhaps a little shook up. A little concerned with safety, security, that sort of thing. It’s also to be expected that the government will take… Continue reading STOP PRESS: People are stupid

WoW comedy – posts 3 and 5. “if you don’t want your mother to know you were up and on the computer at 3:29 in the morning – DON’T post on a forum that she reads. Busted. Grounded.”

Saw the best quote about development in an utteraccess.com forum post: You should never try the obvious until you’ve cursed, screamed, shouted and blamed hardware, software and everyone around you.

And again. Wankers. And they’ve buggered up my journey home.