Month: July 2002

Fri 19th July 02Why didn’t anyone tell me the language of Lebanese doesn’t exist? Is this a closely guarded secret? Looks like the joke’s on me:We all know that when placing an order in a Turkish kebab shop with an alcohol induced perma-grin in the small hours, that such pleasantries as “Merhaba, nasilsiniz?” and “te… Continue reading Lebanese lingo

So, I’m an overweight exercise-impaired large-breasted fat bastard who needs to lose 2 stone in order to prevent impending health problems (…as if it takes registering with the nurse at a local GP’s to learn this? – Imagine my surprise?!…) Unfortunately, recent online shopping purchases resulted in my receiving promotional discount vouchers to be used… Continue reading Who are you calling “Fatty”?

Forgot to put a note in about this bit – obviously made it back safely from the Northern wastes…with a carful of furniture and other stuff. The flat is now filled to busting with tat – we love it. Unfortunately, I’m sure this will also contribute to the DIY shame – plans are afoot to… Continue reading The return from the north

I think I’m getting old. This weekend went to Homebase & Wickes to buy home improvement products in preparation for DIY table building. I am now officially a sad bastard. Still haven’t done anything about the Estonia pictures, but there’s hope for this evening. It was to be the DIY extravaganza evening, but unfortunately I’ve… Continue reading All growed up