Author: Lou

It’s the start of a new month – August already! Time to reflect on July’s events…WimbledonWorld CupWorks PartyVisit from parents (and not…)Commonwealth gamesDesigns for Ground ZeroDiscovery of Les Sans Culottes micro-brewery!! Well that’s enough reflection. And on to things to come…

Sat 20th July 2002 My boyfriend’s got a new trick.It’s a habit he’ll have to kick.He can’t stop being sick.I suspect he’s bulimic…His lifestyle’s quite hecticSo drinkin’ makes him ‘hic!’He can’t stop being sick.I’m worried he’s bulimic… As this is the bulimic one’s web-site I strongly suspect any messages referring to sambuka and cadillac-margarita indulgent… Continue reading My boyfriend’s great…

Fri 19th July 02Why didn’t anyone tell me the language of Lebanese doesn’t exist? Is this a closely guarded secret? Looks like the joke’s on me:We all know that when placing an order in a Turkish kebab shop with an alcohol induced perma-grin in the small hours, that such pleasantries as “Merhaba, nasilsiniz?” and “te… Continue reading Lebanese lingo

So, I’m an overweight exercise-impaired large-breasted fat bastard who needs to lose 2 stone in order to prevent impending health problems (…as if it takes registering with the nurse at a local GP’s to learn this? – Imagine my surprise?!…) Unfortunately, recent online shopping purchases resulted in my receiving promotional discount vouchers to be used… Continue reading Who are you calling “Fatty”?

…alive, kicking and positively vociferous! Combatting hunger (of at least an hour) with Swedish potato crisps and lager to counter our holiday blues. Have seen loads of interesting and beautiful sights, and taken plenty of photos. Watch out for a new travel section at theanorak! (probably @ www.theanorak.org/travel). Coming soon! Stay tuned…