Hurrah for Ben

…who’s finally got round to emailing the western world to let it know he’s still alive. Apparently he hasn’t been kidnapped, eaten by dragons or involved in a secret plot to destroy Tony Blair. Good. And it looks like he might grace these shores again in the not-too-distant future too, so I might actually get to see him!

Which would be nice. Other Friday top news: this is very funny. It also involves poo, so don’t click if you’re a wuss.