After having an excellent time getting to grips with Keith’s (steady!) digital camera last week, I had an equally fun weekend messing around in Photoshop (courtesy of the Big Man of course). Link to the following web-log entries (now with pics): Fun packed, sun packed, my Sun-Pat Spamleys‘Planes, trains and flying automobilesTime to go home

Todays comedy news comes courtesy of the BBC – the Nonsense League Table. To quote from the article: Who speaks the most gibberish, the worst jargon, the most twisted English and the biggest pile of gobbledegook? For the first time the worst offenders over the past 20 years have their own league table. And guess… Continue reading Gibberish?

No, not the old song by industrial grandfathers Front242 song. The tragedy is that this poem isn’t complete, and the original has been lost. Also worth checking out at codeasart.com is the Darwinian poetry experiment. I’ve not been able to play with it yet (its been slashdotted), but looks really interesting – I might need… Continue reading Tragedy (for you?)

Asking if she could extend her stay in London was a good indicator that Spannah ;O) had enjoyed her holiday. I was informed that she can’t return to Auntie Lou’s next week due to a week of booked swimming lessons, but “will be back the week after next”. It took most of the morning to… Continue reading Time to go home

This one really should appear on The Urinal (as & when I get it up and running), but for now, its here. The original is/will be archived here, taken from Morning Newsbeat, a retail news website. SkyNews reports that in the latest broadside against companies that make products that may be unhealthy for consumers, a… Continue reading Sense of humour failure