Author: Keith

For some reason a shortlink from here to Plascon’s website is the #5 hit on MSN for Polyfilla. Lets make it worse – here’s Polycell’s product page – crack-filling goodness.

Todays comedy news comes courtesy of the BBC – the Nonsense League Table. To quote from the article: Who speaks the most gibberish, the worst jargon, the most twisted English and the biggest pile of gobbledegook? For the first time the worst offenders over the past 20 years have their own league table. And guess… Continue reading Gibberish?

No, not the old song by industrial grandfathers Front242 song. The tragedy is that this poem isn’t complete, and the original has been lost. Also worth checking out at codeasart.com is the Darwinian poetry experiment. I’ve not been able to play with it yet (its been slashdotted), but looks really interesting – I might need… Continue reading Tragedy (for you?)

This one really should appear on The Urinal (as & when I get it up and running), but for now, its here. The original is/will be archived here, taken from Morning Newsbeat, a retail news website. SkyNews reports that in the latest broadside against companies that make products that may be unhealthy for consumers, a… Continue reading Sense of humour failure

Consider this a test of the image upload code I copied wrote last night: below, there should be a picture of Lou! [probably not on the front page] Actually, its fixed now. The image is below. But I thought it would spoil the comment thread if I went and fixed it, so I’ve left the… Continue reading UPDATED: Image upload