…no, not that one but the official Christmas Party, at the Posh Hotel, Knightsbridge. I think this is best done in summary form:
* Free food
* Free booze
* Watching the Briggs schmoozing the lovely ladies…
* Ali G, innit
* Jorge’s face when he was singled out…
* My head this morning
* Getting a taxi 20 feet for £10
* Ignoring the sensible voices and staying later
* Overdressed for a club?
* Russian dancing. Why? Why? Why?
* The face in the mirror (you too…)